InsaneCastleisms

This is a part of CastleInsanity.org. Like its cousin, @InsaneCastleBot (ICB) on Twitter, this tumblr will randomly hurl out-of-context quotes from ABC's Castle. Some are sweet, some are random, and some are just plain insulting. And if you don't know what to say, chances are Castle would. So don't hesitate to reblog.

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You’re very good at bossing men around. I’ve noticed.
Oh, you know what? I don’t know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it.
Sup girl, how’s the weather in your world?
A woman scorned is like the oldest rodeo clown in the book.
If you’re so interested in what I’m doing, why don’t you ask your phone? I’m sure there’s an app for that.
I can be buttoned up. And if I become unbuttoned, you can discreetly let me know with a brutal kick to the shin.
Go ahead… I need the practice.
I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me.
You’re hot for Castle! You wanna make little Castle babies!
No, no, no, no. You’re the police. I’m just a lonely upscale gentleman looking for a date. Bet I find her first.
I do read, you know?
What, so he’s just supposed to be boring and ask, ‘will you marry me?’
Do you see what happens when you feed the animals?
Figures you’d be at the heart of this mess.
So what are you, a forensic psychiatrist? Some kind of profiler?